buttharrybutt: buttharrybutt: i lost my mood ring i dont know how i feel about this
dustpelt: “and you will have to present it in front of the class”
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
rthreep: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish it’s true
Half of me feels I’m not ready to be an adult and leave college right now so this extra year at URI is a good needed thing. The other half wants to start my life with the rest of my friends and move on to the next chapter in my life. Blah. Can’t everyone just be a super senior with me? #bittersweet
When my shower water goes cold
Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.
How I feel by the end of every Monday
when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways...
me: something amazing better happen tonight
me: *goes to the same bar every weekend*
*and during the week*
One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all have to take off our shoes at the...– John Oliver (via azspot)
westbor0baptistchurch: Seeing people having fun without u.